Thursday, 21 August 2014

Do You Want Curves With That?

Do you want curves with that?

You know how it is, you wake up in the morning, can't find a thing to wear and then your nearest and dearest produces a new tee shirt from his brand and all is right with the world.
I heart Nicky Rockets

Yes they have arrived the "Do you want curves with that" tees have landed at www.nickyrockets.com and I for one am loving mine.



I realised that we hadn't actually featured a blonde plus size hottie on our tees before, how remiss of us.Now  she is here I am very glad to have such a bombshell bursting out of my chest.In this instance blondes certainly do seem to be having more fun and fuller cup sizes!
My cup runneth over

Ringing the changes I have chosen a lady fit tee over my normal slash neck version and it just works perfectly with this design.
.

I'm wearing a size XL and these beauties come in sizes medium -XXL in the lady fit and vests and small to XXXL in the slashed and round neck tees.
Staying true to the curvy pin up look of the design I've worn a black stretchy skirt from Pinkclove and tied  a rockabilly inspired scarf around my head

A teeshirt that's a gift
Nicky Rockets is offering a sticker pack on every order placed today (which is in addition to his usual surprise gift) so if these tickle your curves its a great time to order.Teeshirts are £15 and can be purchased here





Limited Edition Killer Curves Tee Shirts Now On Sale
My brand new Killer Curve tee Shirts cost £12 and are available to buy from here having curves never looked so good!



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Monday, 18 August 2014

Kiss My Big Fat Lips

Kiss Kiss

It wasn't until the other day that I even knew that H and M  did a plus size range (or Hennes as I still call them like a Nan who still refers to a snickers as a Marathon bar)
Its certainly always been very well hidden when I have shopped in there before (usually for kids stuff) and it was the chance sighting of a discussion on a plus size fashion forum that made me decide to pop into the new concession that has opened near me.
I actually went in for a cardigan to go with a frock I have just brought and was delighted to find that they had the exact shade and style I was after for a very affordable £9 but that's another outfit for another outfit post-god I bet you are at the edge of your seat-what a cliffhanger.Never mind will everyone in the walking dead escape the terminal or will Jon Snow be able to protect the wall from the Wildlings in game of thrones, the real question on everyone's lips is what kind of cardigan have I brought-I'm such a tease. Just call me Dita.
Anyway while I was there it seemed rude to ignore the sale rail and I'm so glad I had a gander because look what I found, this amazing top for a mere £4. Yep fatty bum bum awesomeness for less than a Costa-sometimes life is good.
Pound for pound its all good

I have seen a few other plus size babes sporting outfits with big pink lip motifs on and had a lot of lip envy (that sounds so wrong-you know what I mean) so as soon as I saw this I made a grab for it. Now I don't really understand the H and M's sizing. I'm not sure if this is from the plus size range as it was on a sale rail (I'm assuming that as it fits me it must be) and the label says M which I think means medium. Who knows. It fits my chubby size 18 body perfectly so happy days.
Slightly confused by the sizing but not confused by how much I love this top

This is a crop top and whilst I am actually quite comfortable getting my tummy out I didn't want to style it like that for today's outing to the cinema. Instead I have popped a vest underneath it and a black stretchy skirt from Pink Clove. 
A brand new outfit with just one new item

The belt is an ebay purchase, I'm all about brightly coloured patent belts at the moment, I love how they instantly turn an outfit into something a little cartoonish.
patent belts for the win

My bag is from a shop in the St Johns centre in Birkenhead called Boutique and cost £7 (keeping it real ladies) and my hair flowers were also from H and M and were about a fiver.My Drama queen necklace is from Black Heart Creatives who are brilliant and you should check out.



Say what you see

I feel really good in this outfit. Its a great example of how just one new thing can create an amazing look using existing things you already have in your wardrobe.
Mwah

Its lip smackingly good!



Curverella and the zombies teeshirt giveaway


Nicky Rockets is having a great giveaway over on his facebook page Hope on over and a Curverella tee-shirt,lady fit tee or vest could be yours.


Limited Edition Killer Curves Tee Shirts Now On Sale
My brand new Killer Curve tee Shirts cost £12 and are available to buy from here having curves never looked so good!



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Sunday, 17 August 2014

My Juicy Plus Size Ass Has No VPL

If you are tired of animal print you are tired of life

If you are bored of seeing me in leopard print avert your eyes. For my part I believe I will tire of leopard print when I die (and even then I plan on fashioning some rather jaunty leopard print angel wings)

I'm an angel with leopard print wings

I brought this dress a few weeks ago at the most unlikely of places, a factory outlet shop in North Wales. 
I was having an afternoon in  betwsycoed and happened to pass by a shop selling all manner of bits of pieces. I actually went in to see if I could pick up something for baba as I didn't imagine I would find anything in a plus size but how wrong I was. There were lots of things in sizes 16-22 and among them was this slinky leopard print dress. It cost me a fiver. Disco!
It just goes to show that when it comes to fatty clothes shopping little gems can spring up in the most unlikely of places so always have a rifle through the rails.

Straight from the factory floor

Hilariously it also came in a small size so baba got one too. Cue embarrassing mama daughter matchy matchy outfit pose. We just don't care.

Twinnies

There is not much to say about this outfit-its  classic plus size hottie styling . Fitted animal print, black shrug and a big animal print bag, I'm also wearing my Killer Curves necklace by Bete Noir. It works I feel hot, that is all.

This is a by the numbers Betty Pamper outfit and I like it a lot
Except it isnt because underneath this frock I am doing a product review, yes I've been fashion blogging for so long I can review without moving. I'm joking of course, what I mean is that I am wearing a pair of Yours clothing No VLP briefs  £6 which they sent me recently to put through the pamper arse test.


Mister Truffles the plus size pug confirms he can neither see (nor sniff) an VPL

I picked leopard print (of course) but they come in white and black as well. The idea is they leave you looking smooth as a peach with no VPL, handy when the fabric across your rear end is stretched as tight as mine.

Does my bum look big in this?




Do they work? well yes they do. To the naked eye it looks like I have forgone underwear completely but I'm far too well brought out to pull that move its just my magic pants. 

Killer Curves

They don't have any shape control properties so if you are a spanx addict these are not for you but for a lovely silky pair of knickers which won't give you a VPL they are great.Dress and knickers £11, plus size style confidence-priceless.



All Photos by Nicky Rockets

Yours Discount Offer

Yours are very kindly offering my readers £10 off when they spend £20 or more

Just put the code BLOGGER2 in when you checkout.

* This offer is for new customers and for full priced items only*




Curverella and the zombies teeshirt giveaway


Nicky Rockets is having a great giveaway over on his facebook page Hope on over and a Curverella tee-shirt,lady fit tee or vest could be yours.


Limited Edition Killer Curves Tee Shirts Now On Sale
My brand new Killer Curve tee Shirts cost £12 and are available to buy from here having curves never looked so good!



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Friday, 15 August 2014

Weekend Wishlist

Its the weekend. Time for some virtual window licking. Here is my pick of the great and the good in the world of plus size perfection.

Animal Print Belted Mac £49.50 Buy Here

The weather is about to enter that transitional stage where its too chilly/wet for just a cardigan but a winter coat leaves you "glowing" well that's where Macs come on and by jingo this animal print one by M and S is rather lovely.

So Fabulous Cutwork neck Detail top £16.50 Buy Here
The intricate cutout detailing on this black top transforms a wardrobe basic into something rather cool indeed. Under £20 too-bargain!

Navy and white striped Palazzo trousers Dorothy Perkins £26 Buy Here

These trousers with a black blazer and heels-oh yes Jail house rock chic for when you don't want to feel too girly.

Yes No Maybe So clutch Bag £34 Buy Here



I love a play on words and am also often a bit indecisive so this clutch bag would be perfect for me. 

Leather Look Biker Jacket £30 George Buy Here
A fabulous biker jacket for the vegetarian rock chick.It might feel too warm to consider this but give it a few weeks and this will be the perfect accompaniment to jeans and a tee.

Asos Curve Gingham Midi skirt £30 Buy here
You know what would go perfectly with that pleather jacket? This skirt. Ooh I'm outfit planning as I type.

Pink Clove Skater Skirt £18 Buy Here


If you are looking for something to pep up your back to university/autumn wardrobe this cute little skirt from Pinkclove is going to work really hard for you. The tropical print is darling but the black background means it wont look out of season once the leaves turn brown.

Grey Floral Tulip Print Dress Simply Be £50 Buy Here

This dress is just unbelievably pretty and sometimes that's enough for me. Sweetheart neckline, tick, beautiful print tick, wide straps tick-oh get in my box!

Whatever your plans have a great weekend!





Curverella and the zombies teeshirt giveaway


Nicky Rockets is having a great giveaway over on his facebook page Hope on over and a Curverella tee-shirt,lady fit tee or vest could be yours.


Limited Edition Killer Curves Tee Shirts Now On Sale
My brand new Killer Curve tee Shirts cost £12 and are available to buy from here having curves never looked so good!



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Thursday, 14 August 2014

Clothes For The Fat Outdoors

Can somehing water resistant ever be stylish?

Its fair to say my wardrobe does not feature many items which could be deemed practical. I have always quite prided myself on never owning proper coats (except for fake fur ones) or walking boots and fabrics which are water resistant make me slightly shudder.
Which is all well and good until the become the proud owner of a dog. Dog walking in the rain in a cashmere cardigan and ballet pumps is no fun at all. So when Regatta got in touch to congratulate me on getting the divine Mister Truffles and to see if I would like them to send me a coat, wellingtons and rucksack to make my daily walkies more fun  I realised it was time I investigated the plus size anorak.
How the Womans Legacy jacket looks on the website

When you are of the big boobied persuasion anything anorak like can make you look like a sausage in a skin. I often find coats have to be huge to fit my chest and then are massive around my arms and shoulders.
So I wasn't hopeful that the Womans Legacy Jacket £36  they sent would work on my figure.I did love the Padington bear style buttons,hood and the lovely blue colour though so crossed my fingers I might have found something not too drab for muddy walks in the park.
Dog walker style

I asked for the size 18 and its a great fit. Not too tight even with a few layers on underneath and unlike other coats I have tried on isn't huge around the shoulders.It also has big deep pockets (essential for poo bags, dog treats and my house keys)


As its  a jacket its hits the top of the legs so great with leggings or jeans.
It does up with a zip but also has very cute buttons which do elevate it slightly from the usual hill walking garb.
Loving the buttons





The jacket arrived just before I went away camping in North wales and I totally put it through its paces, blustery wet walks along the beach,using it as a blanket for impromptu picnics and it still looks immaculate (and yes it kept me very dry) Do I feel like a style mavern in it? No, does it totally serve my needs, absolutely.
Keeping out the rain
Regatta also very kindly sent me these Lady Juniper low wellies £25 which if like me you have very chunky calves are a godsend.
 Not only are they incredibly comfortable but so easy to slip on and off and the stripy ones look a bit like bumble bees which works for me.

Breton style wellie boots-good show

I have also used the Lady Huntsfield rusksack £40 a lot this summer, especially for chucking in swimming gear when I take baba for a splash at the local pool. Its big enough to fit our towels and costumes and is very comfortable on my back.



Its also come in handy on more than one occasion when Mister Truffles has decided he can't be bothered to walk any more!

Pug in a rucksack-naturally
So I have a practical dog walking outfit which doesn't make me feel too frumpy and more importantly will withstand paw prints, sea salt and whatever the British weather throws at me. Regattas range currently goes up to a size 20 and they have a very good sale on at the moment.
*items were gifted







Curverella and the zombies teeshirt giveaway


Nicky Rockets is having a great giveaway over on his facebook page Hope on over and a Curverella tee-shirt,lady fit tee or vest could be yours.


Limited Edition Killer Curves Tee Shirts Now On Sale
My brand new Killer Curve tee Shirts cost £12 and are available to buy from here having curves never looked so good!



All content (text, photos and other) are the property of Betty Pamper (aka Perelandra Beedles) unless otherwise stated. Please refrain from copying any material without recognition of the author and a link to the source on this blog